McCoy on Movies: Selah and the Spades 

THE BACK STORY: Set inside the world of Haldwell, an elite Pennsylvania boarding school, Selah and the Spades focuses on Selah Summers (Lovie Simone), leader of the Spades, one of five factions that essentially run the school’s underworld. There’s also the Skins, the Sea, the Prefects and the Bobbies, the latter of which is run by the appropriately named, beret wearing Bobby (Ana Mulvoy Tan). Each group has their specialty operation, the Spades being the most powerful (much to Bobby’s chagrin) since they supply the student body with classic vices in drugs and alcohol. But now, Selah has unexpectedly found herself with a bit of an existential crisis as being a senior, she will soon graduate and has no one to whom to pass her power. Her second in command, Maxxie (Jerrell Jerome), isn’t an option.


Enter Paloma (Celeste O’Connor).


A sophomore with an eye for photography, Paloma catches Selah’s attention, quickly forming a friendship. But as Paloma star rises, Selah start to re-assess what it means to have power and her legacy.

THE REVIEW: 21.46. That’s the exact amount of time that passed before I realized that writer/director Tayarisha Poe’s debut feature Selah and the Spades was not for me. And if you’re out of high school, I doubt it will be for you as well thanks to an underwhelming story, a mis-mash of performances and an ending that is as unremarkable as the 80-plus minutes that precede it.Poe is on record as saying she likes “stories about people who do something that everyone agrees is wrong but no one thinks they are wrong in doing it.” That explains the motivation of the making of Selah; what it doesn’t explain, however, is why anyone else should feel compelled to watch the finished product. The film plods along as a snail’s pace despite barely being 90 minutes and change with credits, the interesting story – the five factions – is not the focus of the story (at least the opening narration warns of that) and thus feels like it only exists to push Selah’s exploration of her life. Whereas there are plenty of compelling teen dramas that anyone can relate to, Selah feels like it exists for the sake of its own (in this case, its writer/director’s) vanity. While it is nice to see a film showcasing African-Americans in a light rarely if ever seen – Selah is empowered yet conflicted in proving herself because of her tenuous, under-explored relationship with her mother – in motion pictures, the movie is just … not interesting. The premise is there and Simone seems capable of making the story work despite a supporting cast outside of that doesn’t offer much outside of O’Connor but the movie … just doesn’t work.

The world in which the characters exist feels incredibly forced: Williams’ headmaster would be fired for his ineptitude in real life, the underutilized factions and their council are as ridiculous as the average talking head news panel. Likewise, Selah’s character, which is supposed to be multi-faceted, is nowhere near as complex and nuanced when you break it down and the whole affair feels like a teen drama taken to an extreme for the sake of itself. Save for teens invested in watching people their age explore something they often don’t have as they mature – power (which is what the film tries to convey) – most people will find the film much like it’s story: Underdeveloped, underwhelming and underserving of the love the people that would be most invested in it (youths, African-Americans).

I wish Selah and the Spades had more to say or, at the very least, did it better. Then again, maybe like high school itself, it’s better left to just the cool kids.

OVERALL RATING (OUT OF FOUR POSSIBLE BUCKETS OF POPCORN):