
- An evil corporate person who always thinks of profit over anything else to their own demise;
- A nerdy scientist who values dinosaurs more than humans the way people who love dogs but have few friends do their pets;
- Another example of helicopters NOT being a good idea in these situations;
- Soldiers who seem to be trained at the Acme school of bad henchmen;
- A character that seems like a goof at first but shows redeeming qualities;
- A scared child that should never have been in this situation in the first place; and
- A monster hybrid dinosaur that no one in their right mind would ever create, attendance needs of the actual park be damned.