Some Like It Hot
- I can go to any pool or beach and see women wearing what are essentially bra and panties without the inconvenience of standing in the bushes outside their window.
- My melanoma is hungry after its winter hibernation.
- I absolutely love putting on SPF 5000 sunscreen all over my body, some zinc oxide on my nose and making sure that my hat creates a five foot circumference swath of shade around me so that I can go outside to enjoy the sun.
- I’ve never lost the tips of my toes to “heatbite”.
- Women + Thin T-Shirts + Air Conditioning = Eye Popping Event.
- You can urinate in the woods without the fear of shrinkage, frostbite, hungry squirrels seeking “nuts” or the potentially life threatening mistake of getting “it” frozen to a metal fence post.
- There is no better experience than hitting a swarm of cicadas on a motorcycle at 60 mph.
- It’s great to be able to turn the air conditioning on, lowering the temperature of the house to the same level that you were freezing at during the winter.
- Watching a bleach blonde’s hair turn green after she’s been in the pool for a while.
- Finding out exactly how hot the change in your car is after roasting in the car all day. I still have the imprint of a 1978 quarter on my hand. I felt just like the German guy in the first Indiana Jones movie.
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